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I walked into my friendly, local, neighborhood strip club with my eyes on the prize. I wanted a job! I wanted to be a dancer. See, I’d been taking pole fitness classes for a little over a year. I didn’t start taking classes with the goal of becoming a stripper, but the idea started to seem appealing to me. Dancing had become my favorite hobby, I found performing in small showcases at my dance studio to be a thrill for me, I loved getting all dolled up and wearing cute little outfits, and I thought, I could do all these things and get paid for it!
A few friends I’ve made at the studio have worked or currently work as strippers. After asking them every question I could think of about their experiences being a stripper, I started to feel like it was something I could do too. They talked about how they loved the connection, rapport, even sweetness in interactions, that they were able to create with clients.
They talked about how they loved seeing clients’ moods improve. Part of what’s so rewarding to them is being able to light someone up. It’s about helping clients to have fun and relax, appreciating them, giving them present, focused attention and being affectionate. The way they talked about their work experiences didn’t make any of it sound sleazy.
Bouncers at this club will kick guys out for even looking too creepy or suspicious, even if they haven’t touched the dancers or done anything outright weird. Bouncers are constantly watching and they step in as soon as they see guys touching the dancers, since touching isn’t permitted. Basically, they do an amazing job keeping the dancers safe.
My friends genuinely enjoyed going to work, even missing it on days off and excitedly anticipating getting to go to work again on their next shift. They talked about how they never imagined themselves working in this sort of adult entertainment setting or loving it as much as they did.
Every month, the strip club has an Amateur Night. They hire most of their dancers through Amateur Night, so it’s like an audition too. I thought, why not? I’ll get booty-fabulous onstage. I’ll shake my tail feather, make it rain, and see what happens!
You’re not in pole class anymore, Dorothy…
Dancing at a strip club and taking dance classes at a pole fitness studio are two thoroughly different animals. The energy is different.
In pole class, it’s about working out. Sometimes, it’s about interpreting music through dance and acrobatics. It can look more like an art form. You can be lost in your own world, if you want. Pole dancers can dance for themselves, without having to cater so much to a lusty audience.
When you’re dancing at a strip club, though, you want to be making much more suggestive eye contact, connecting with the strip club patrons in a flirtatious way, and focusing on more provocative dance moves.
In the fine words of Ludacris, “Shake that money maker like somebody ’bout to pay ya!”
About ten dancers had signed up to do Amateur Night. Our mission was straightforward: We would dance to one song of our choice, and we had to take our top off sometime during the song. After the song, one of the bouncers would sweep up all the cash people had thrown onstage and the dancer would be given a bucket pail filled with the money she had made.
About ten judges who had been chosen from the audience would rate us on various criteria. After the scores were tallied up, all the dancers would come back onstage. The top three would be announced and would receive additional cash prizes. Whoever won first place would give an encore dance performance. The manager was watching each dancer and would offer jobs to his favorite performers.
I was terrified about Amateur Night, because I’m so used to doing choreographed dance routines. Choreography, I can totally rock. But coming up with moves in the moment? Making it look fluid and gorgeous? Dancing for one full song without pre-planned choreography?
I had absolutely no idea what I was going to come up with while I was onstage. What if I froze up? Or what if I looked awkward and unsexy? I could feel my whole body trembling.
I wasn’t the first dancer to go up onstage, so I was able to see what other dancers were doing. Most dancers who work at strip clubs or who want to work at strip clubs don’t have pole training, but they don’t need it. Many of them learn on the job… and you don’t have to do crazy acrobatic pole tricks to be sexy. If you’re wearing a sexy little outfit and heels, moving your body slowly and sensually, making eye contact and oozing seductive energy, you’ll do fine.
At long last, the DJ called my name. Well, my dancer name. I came to the side of the stage, and the DJ asked me for my favorite sexual position. He asked that to every dancer and announced it to the audience while introducing us to the stage. The majority of dancers at every Amateur Night say doggy style.
I said, “In between a man and a woman.”
“Like, a threesome?!”
“Welcome her to the stage, everybody. She loves threesomes and group sex. She loves orgies!”
He really took that idea and ran with it. The crowd roared. I laughed. He put on a Rihanna song for me, and I booty popped. I slithered across the floor. I danced near the edges of the stage, close to the audience, and made sure to dance on each side of the stage to connect with as many people as possible. I felt showers of dollar bills fluttering onto my body.
It was awesome to hear all the cheering, and to see the looks on guys’ faces: a mixture of awe, appreciation and delight. Halfway through the song, I headed toward the pole in the center. I did pole tricks, and while I was spinning around upside down, I stripped off my bra.
The song was over before I knew it. When they announced the top three, I had been voted third place! Even after tipping the DJ and bouncer, I got to go home with $200. Two hundred dollars for dancing to a three-minute Rihanna song!
They didn’t offer me a job that night, because I hadn’t dolled myself up quite as much as I could have and they wanted to see me with full makeup and hair done. They encouraged me to come back and try out again. Still, my first time dancing for Amateur Night was a positive experience.